PrezBo on Twitter

OK so, it's not actually President Bollinger's twitter, but it totally should be. @Lee_Bollinger tweets the (fake) inner musings of everyone's favorite University President. Here's a sample of the great stuff that everyone knows he probably thinks of every day:

September 21: Had to reschedule NYFed meeting b4 for gossip girl...obv

October 4: was talkin w/ lawyers about manhattanville stuff and "all i do is win" came up on shuffle - luv ya, itunes!

October 11: confession: I just picked the first amendment because I was too lazy 2 go tru the entire list.

If you're not on Twitter, it's stuff like this that make all those hashtags and at signs worth it. Other Twitter accounts worth checkin' out include:

@whitegrlproblem White Girl with White Girl Problems

"My Dad's raw food chef, my Dad's former best friend's daughter, and my Dad's new girlfriend are the same person."

@JimGaffigan Comedian Jim Gaffigan

"Happy Thanksgiving Canada. Hey when do you guys celebrate Christmas?"

@Broslife Barney Stinson

"A usual Saturday morning for me. Drinking coffee, cleaning my laser tag gun, and reminding everyone how awesome I am."